zach

I've got this from the bulletin board of one of my "pretend" friendster accounts. It's been some time since I last I heard anything from LSM. Luckily, some guy who i didn't know posted this. Hurrah! c",)

signs of being a lourdesian..
50 signs of Lourdes School...

50. where the least happening places is
where the
vices appear and gossips rise.

49. where teachers are good lawyers.

48. where everyone has his personal
ghost story.

47. where the aircon is charged but is
deffective
or
sometimes used "frugaly"

46. where everything can be forged.

45. where the school is considered the
second
home and at the same time the meeting
place.

44. where the food price increases 1 peso
every
month.

43. where almost all barkadas know how
to play
basketball.

42. where a meal for 1 can be made into
a meal
for 5.

41. where students add words to the
Filipino
dictionary.

40. where students pay more money than
they will
earn afterwards.

39. where teachers and staff except the
admin are
considered "ka-chums".

38. where going out of the class for recess
takes
almost the whole period of recess.

37. where skywalks made for shortcuts is
prohibited.

36. where the higlight spots in Lourdes
such as
shalom and Francis Gardens is where
Lourdesians
least go.

35. where the computers in the internet
lab is
mainly used for other means like
friendster and
games.

34. where almost all the freshmen,
sophmores
and juiniors in the highschool quarell
seniors.

33. where energy fee is another excuse of
increasing school income.

32. where students finish the rest of their
bed time
at the canteen.

31. where PE swimming is considered
free time.

30. where everything is spoofed.

29. where students can make their own
jersies
and get away with it.

28. where conversations can be heard at
the other
end of the classroom.

27. where being called an idiot is never
offensive
but inspiring.

26. where classes are not suspended
even
though
there is "patring 2"

25. where everyone has a source who
keeps
them
alive in quizzes.

24. where eating at class looks like have
not been
eating in weeks.

23. where wearing your school colors
make
you "baduy".

22. where students consider billiards as a
sport,
and percussion freaks and beat mania as
a
musical instrument tutorial.

21. where students support fakes, pirated
cds,
pirated pants, pirated projects.

20. where silence in class means sorry
and
seriousness.

19. where burning of cd's is a source of
income.

18. where the church governs the admin.

17. where the mango trees, in front of
classrooms,
and the canteen are tambayan.

16. where class wars is a must every year.

15. where magic cards are played during
class
hours and dissapears like magic.

14. where all the trees in the school are
30-40
years old.

13. where new cellphones can be
confiscated or
stolen within days.

12. where kids dream of becoming anime
characters, japayukis and samurais.

11. where rodents and pests is a normal
class pet.

10. where anna's catering decides the
dismissal
of school.(kahit suspended klase, half day
pa rin)

9. where the CAT is turned into a
community
service and not being appreciated.

8. where being a minute late is
considered an
hour late (for the apsad).

7. where Ms. Marciano(hs principal) is
considered
a threat to all barkada gags.

6. where libre is the school newspaper
and
source of information and ...projects?.....

5. where gays are considered as teacher's
consultant and a student's chick..hehehe...

4. where homework is done 10-30
minutes before
submission and still finishes the job.
(fastbreak
masters)

3. where you can't get away from the
APSAD.

2.where mimicing a teacher is comedy
and
mocking one is pogi points to him/her.

1. where everyone is proud to be a
Lourdesian!